100+ Funny Pokemon Jokes

Pokemon will forever go down in history as one of the most popular franchises of all time. Over the years people have created a ton of funny Pokemon memes and jokes to poke fun of the game, show, cards, and everything else. We have compiled a huge list of funny Pokemon jokes we think you’ll love, feel free to share.

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Funny Pokemon Jokes – Pokemon Joke

1. Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.

2. Roses are red, violets are blue.

3. If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you I like to Pikachu when you’re naked!

4. There are a lot of Magicarp in the sea, but I’m looking for a Gyarados.

5. You’re such a good catch, I think i’ll use my only MASTER BALL on you.

6. I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.

7. Do you wanna battle? ‘Cuz my balls are at the ready!

8. Groudon is red, Kyogre is blue, if you were a Pok�mon, I’d choose you.

9. Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?

10. Hey girl, lemme see them Jigglypuffs. My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail.

11. Can I fingerbang you, with my Bulbasaur?

12. If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.

13. Q: What’s worse than a worm in your apple? A: Half a worm.

14. If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you.

15. Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.

16. Want to register your number in my PokeNav?

17. Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

18. I’d like to ride you like a HORSEA.

19. When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.

20. You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.

21. Hey girl are you into pokemon because I’d like to skwortle on dim jigglelypuffs

22. Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?

23. Can I Squirtle on your Jiggleypuffs?

24. Hey girl you make my caterpie go metapod

25. I don’t need my Poke-Dex to find YOUR Ghastly.

26. Oh my! I think something may have mega evolved in my pants!!! -professor sycamore

27. When I’m around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!

28. I’ve got Masterballs baby.

29. Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?

30. Have you seen my master balls?

31. Have jew heard what the isreali defense force is training there army in martail arts? jew jitsu and jewdo

32. I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you’re stunning.

33. My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.

34. Are you a RARE CANDY? ‘cuz I feel a level-up.

35. If you were a Pokemon, I’D CHOOSE YOU!

36. My Donphan won’t ROLLOUT for you much longer.

37. Do you wanna see what’s in my ball bag?

38. Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?

39. Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.

40. Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?

41. How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?

42. My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.

43. Your more beautiful than a Beautifly.

44. Let’s have a Togepi of our own! What’s your favorite Pokemon move?

45. You’ve got the lips of a Jynx!

46. Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?

47. You remind me of Deoxys, you’re out of this world.

48. Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.

49. Aye girl you know you want me to squirtle you

50. The name’s cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right..

51. How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it’s not really viridian.

52. How about you come and see my safari zone.

53. Want to ride my emPOLEon?

54. I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.

55. If I was a Pokemon right now, I’d be an Erectabuzz

56. Why did the boy throw a butter stick with a free coincase out of the Window?  To see a butterfree. (P.S he was dum)

57. Why does Psyduck always hold its head?  Because Psyducks scared its head will come off!

58. Why did the boy throw a bucket of water on a kingdra?  To see kingdra use waterfall!

59. What is Pikachu’s favorite candy? Shock~tarts!

60. How do you fit 5 snorlaxes on a train? You “pok’em’on! (poke them on) Get it got it good!

61. Which Pokemon can count to 3 in Spanish? Arctic-uno, Zap-dos, Mol-tres.

62. What pokemon spells snake and kobra backwards? Arbok and Ekans.

63. Why did squirtle enter the swimming challenge in the olyimpics? He thought it would be a blast! (Has to do with water)

64. How do you get an Electabuzz? Catch Buzz Lightyear and elect a president in the same day!

65. What song did Tracey sing on the holidays? We wish you a Maril Christmas.

66. Why didn’t kadabra have his spoons with him in the morning? Because he was to busy eating cereal in the morning!

67. Why Psyduck is a good sailor? Because it always say Psy “aye aye! (Aye Aye Sir!)

68. What does Snorlax and someones father have in common? They always snore.

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69. How do you make a Pikablu? Make a Pikachu hold its breath! (He will probably be KOed of no air but you suceeded in making a pikablu + u get him back when hes healed)

70. Why would a Golduck be a good soccer player? Because it’s always kicking goals! (Goal-Duck)

71. What is the difference between Snorlax and a pillow? One sleeps a lot and the other gets sleeped on a lot!

72. What do Hitmonlee&Hitmonchan have in common? They’re both hitmans!

73. You’re such a good catch, i think i’ll use my only MASTER BALL on you.

74. Let’s make like a Super Rod and hook up.

75. My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke’s tail!

76.  Do you like Pokeballs because you’re about to get really close to one of mine.

77. Want to Link your cable onto me? I’d like to Leech my Seeds into you.

78. You put the “Wiggle” in Wigglytuff.

79. Aipom’s pretty good with his hands, and so am I.

80. What’s Meowth’s favorite day of the week and someone who has a job? Pay Day!

81. What do you get when you mix pikachu with haunter?  Pikaboo

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Pokemon Yo Mama Jokes – Hilarious Pokemon Jokes

82. Your mom is so fat, when people saw her they thought she was Mega Wailord

83. Your mom is so fat, when she uses Rock Blast she throws Gigaliths

84. Your mom is so fat, the game creators would need to make giga versions of berries for them to work in her Y

85. Q: What kind of fly has a frog in its throat? A: A hoarse fly!

86. Q: What do you call two ants that run away to get married? A: Ant-elopes!

87. Yo momma’s so fat she makes Snorlax look like a slim jim in comparison.

88. Your mom is so fat, when she farted, people thought she learned Eruption

89. Your mom is so ugly, people want her as an event pokemon for next Halloween

90. Ya momma’s so fat she asks snorax for dieting advice

91. Ya momma’s so ugly when she uses attract the other pokemon kills itself

92. Ya momma’s so fat alakazam tried to use telekinesis on her and got a hernia

93. Ya momma’s so fat she jumped into the sea in hoenn and killed kyogre

94. Yo momma’s so ugly Feebas was forced to use the “You’re not my type” card.

95. Yo momma’s so ugly she makes Zubats cry.

96. Yo momma’s so ugly not even Brock would approach that.

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Pokemon Jokes For Kids

97. Q. When is a baseball player like a spider? A. When he catches a fly!

98. Q: Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance? A: Because it was a mothball.

99. Q: Who comes to a picnic but is never invited? A: Ants.

100. Q: What letter can hurt you if it gets too close? A: B (bee)

101. Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer? A: He was afriad of the world wide web.

102. Q: Why are A’s like flowers? A: Because bee’s come after them!

103. Q: What do you call a snail on a ship? A: A snailor!

104. Q: What do you call a fly without wings? A: A walk.

105. Q: What is totaly funny and makes dogs itch? A: The Flea Stooges!

106. Q: What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it? A: Bugs Bunny.

107. Q: Why was the ant so confused? A: Because all his uncles were “ants”!

108. Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A: A spelling bee!

109. Q: What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air? A: A centipede on its back!

110. Q: What is the strongest animal? A: A snail because it carries it’s home.

111. Q: What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant? A: French Flies.

112. Q: What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump? A: A centipede with a wooden leg.

113. Q: When did the fly fly? A: When the spider spied her!

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